Category Archives: 90210

The 50 Reasons 90210 Is the Greatest/Worst Thing in the History of Time, Space and Recorded Existence

And before we begin, let me just set the record straight: there are WAY more than 50 reasons. That’s merely the highest number I felt you could tolerate before my excessive salivating over an obnoxious trainwreck of a teen melodrama … Continue reading

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Things Overheard During Tori Spelling’s 90210-Remake Contract Negotiation

The Scene: The producers of the awesome slash nauseating 90210 remake meet with Tori Spelling to consider raising her per episode salary (owing to her vital importance, obvs). The Players: Producer 1, Producer 2, Tori Spelling, Tori Spelling’s Rack of … Continue reading

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Things Overheard During Shannen Doherty’s 90210-Remake Contract Negotiation

The Scene: The producers of the awesome slash nauseating 90210 remake consider bringing back the old cast. Realizing the amazing potential of a Brenda Walsh resurrection, they take their life in their hands and call up Shannen Doherty. The Players: … Continue reading

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10 Thoughts About the Awesome/Horrific 90210-Redo Promo

Here’s the promo for The CW’s upcoming soul-sucking remake of the greatest sideburn teen melodrama starring actors in their 30′s ever devised, Beverly Hills, 90210. Try not to vomit your childhood: I’m both utterly intrigued and completely horrified by this … Continue reading

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