And before we begin, let me just set the record straight: there are WAY more than 50 reasons. That’s merely the highest number I felt you could tolerate before my excessive salivating over an obnoxious trainwreck of a teen melodrama got a squinch out of hand.
OK, let’s begin…
Was that not the greatest/worst thing in [...]
Posts under ‘90210’
The 50 Reasons 90210 Is the Greatest/Worst Thing in the History of Time, Space and Recorded Existence
Things Overheard During Tori Spelling’s 90210-Remake Contract Negotiation
The Scene: The producers of the awesome slash nauseating 90210 remake meet with Tori Spelling to consider raising her per episode salary (owing to her vital importance, obvs).
The Players: Producer 1, Producer 2, Tori Spelling, Tori Spelling’s Rack of Beef with a Thumprint aka Tori’s Boobs
INT. 90210 PRODUCTION OFFICE – HOLLYWOOD – DAY
Two [...]
Things Overheard During Shannen Doherty’s 90210-Remake Contract Negotiation
The Scene: The producers of the awesome slash nauseating 90210 remake consider bringing back the old cast. Realizing the amazing potential of a Brenda Walsh resurrection, they take their life in their hands and call up Shannen Doherty.
The Players: Producer 1, Producer 2, Shannen Doherty, the right side of Shannen Doherty’s face and one [...]
10 Thoughts About the Awesome/Horrific 90210-Redo Promo
Here’s the promo for The CW’s upcoming soul-sucking remake of the greatest sideburn teen melodrama starring actors in their 30’s ever devised, Beverly Hills, 90210. Try not to vomit your childhood:
I’m both utterly intrigued and completely horrified by this whole affair. I’m definitely nauseous, and I think I may barf. Beverly Hills, [...]
