Category Archives: American Idol: Season Eight

Grading the American Idol Season Eight Top 9 on the TiVo Multi-Bloop Scale

When a monstrously funded, intelligently engineered, brilliantly conceived production chooses to be so lazy as to make their Theme of the Week “Whatever is on your iPod Shuffle”, I have no choice but to answer their laziness with some of … Continue reading

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Grading the American Idol Season Eight Top 11 on the TiVo Multi-Bloop Scale

American Idol has a huge Country fanbase. We know this because contestants like Kristy Lee Cook routinely make it to the Top 7. We know this because Carrie Underwood is the highest selling Country Artist in music today. We know … Continue reading

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Grading the American Idol Season Eight Top 13 on the TiVo Multi-Bloop Scale

Oh, TiVo Multi-Bloop, how I missed you so! On those long audition rounds when I yearned for your sweet mercy. In Hollywood Week whilst enduring the aural torture that was Bikini Girl. During the Top 36 when I kept fighting … Continue reading

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American Idol Season Eight Wild Card Predictions

UPDATE: Nailed all of my predictions, and would have picked Matt, too, had I known they were going to a Top 13. That makes me 10 for 12 (or 13), with 4 of my 6 Early Favorites still in the … Continue reading

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12 Word Summaries of the American Idol Season Eight Group 3 – Top 12

I am bored of this Top 36 nonsense. Tonight especially, was worthless and utterly predictable. Lil Rounds has been pimped as the BBV (Big Black Voice) for the season, you KNEW Scott MacIntyre was getting a pass, and whomever else … Continue reading

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12 Word Summaries of the American Idol Season Eight Group 2 – Top 12

I’m holding off on the TiVo Multi-Bloop Scale until the Top 12, when I can actually tell this bus full of kids apart. For now, we’re going with quick summaries. A quick word about the judges… were they all drunk? … Continue reading

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