Category Archives: American Idol: Season Seven

The REAL Truth About The End of TheJay.com

Everything I said in my April Fool’s post, up until the end, was completely true. I don’t have the time anymore, I’ve lost interest in celebrity shenanigans, I have other projects I want to focus on, and I don’t want … Continue reading

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Grading the American Idol Season Eight Top 13 on the TiVo Multi-Bloop Scale

Oh, TiVo Multi-Bloop, how I missed you so! On those long audition rounds when I yearned for your sweet mercy. In Hollywood Week whilst enduring the aural torture that was Bikini Girl. During the Top 36 when I kept fighting … Continue reading

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Happy Thanksgiving, Love The Jay!

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The Alternate Ending of The Idol Matrix

The Idol Matrix Part 1! The Idol Matrix Part 2! The Idol Matrix Part 3! EXT. HOLLYWOOD BLVD. – AFTERNOON DAVID ARCHULETA runs through the streets of Hollywood. He is being chased by a horde of screaming tween girls. He … Continue reading

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The American Idol Season Seven Finale Live Blog

Welcome, one and all, to the two hour David Archuleta coronation special! Sub-titled “Don’t Worry, David Cook Will Be Just Fine”. No time for the intro, let’s get straight to the live blog! (Updates roll down, so make sure to … Continue reading

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Grading the American Idol Season Seven Top 2 On The TiVo Multi-Bloop Scale

Lame gimmicky Idol introductions, bad original songwriting and Simon in a collared shirt open to his smelly Euro-happy trail? Yep, must be season finale time! I’ve been ruminating on the Battle of the Davids all week, with each looking like … Continue reading

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