Category Archives: Heroes

OMG! TV Marketing Agencies – Now Charging By The Letter

By now you’ve most likely seen the racy Gossip Girl ad campaign displayed to the right. Conservative watchdogs barked like mad when the campaign first appeared in magazines and on bus stops nationwide. How dare the show allude to the … Continue reading

Posted in Friday Night Lights, Gossip Girl, Grey's Anatomy, Heroes, Lost, Scrubs, Television | 2 Comments

I’m Fabio, Bitch!

Let’s right, peoples! Me, the eternal Fabio, is here to take your women, anger your movie stars, and BLOW YOUR MINDS. I am old, craggy, a has-beens has-been, and I was the original male celebritard, but STILL I score with … Continue reading

Posted in Bad Celebrity Pictures, Heroes, Kristen Bell | 2 Comments

The Jay’s Official Fall TV Schedule

With the Fall TV season now a full month in, I have finally seen every new show (save a few insignificant ones – Cane, anyone?), passed judgment on everything and can now reveal my Official TV Watching Schedule. I’ll take … Continue reading

Posted in American Idol, Gossip Girl, Grey's Anatomy, Heroes, How I Met Your Mother, Lost, Scrubs, Television, The O.C., The Office, Veronica Mars | 12 Comments

Veronica Mars and The Cheerleader Redeem The Lowly Emmy Awards

Yatta, indeed! That’s a shot of America’s favorite feisty, canceled teen detective repping her new gig on network TV’s best angsty comic action drama with America’s most recent pre-approved hottie; a moment caught on camera that probably caused a nation-wide … Continue reading

Posted in Heroes, Movie Posters, Television, Veronica Mars | 2 Comments

The Most Important Pop Culture Dates of the Fall

I’m not much of a thinker a-header (NOTE: totally grammatically correct). I like to, as Garth Algar advises, “live in the now, man”. I prefer to focus on what’s directly in front of me and mentally note things in the … Continue reading

Posted in Ben Affleck, Celebrity, Film, Heroes, Kristen Bell, KT Tunstall, Life and Times of The Jay, Television, Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks, Veronica Mars, Vince Vaughn | 8 Comments

The Worst Crimes Perpetrated On Movie Franchises By Kids

Apparently, by no sane measure of logic, adding a kid to a movie franchise will liven up a tiring concept and reinvigorate a series for the millions of people who once breathlessly paid to watch the adventures but whom now … Continue reading

Posted in Eddie Murphy, Film, Grey's Anatomy, Heroes, Rocky Balboa, Steven Spielberg, Sylvester Stallone | 7 Comments

Things Overheard: Picture This, Blockbuster Sucks & Steven Spielberg is 60

Birthday wishes go out to Steven Spielberg, my all-time favorite director, who celebrated his 60th birthday on Monday. He may not always make the coolest movies, or even the smartest movies, but his movies are always exceedingly watching, expertly made and laced with the type of magic seldom seen on-screen. In other words, he makes the best movies. Continue reading

Posted in Bad Celebrity Pictures, Ben Affleck, Heroes, Morgan Freeman, Oscars, Picture This, Rocky Balboa, Samuel L. Jackson, Steven Spielberg, The Butterscotch Stallion, Things Overheard, Tom Cruise, TomKat | 10 Comments