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		<title>Further Signs You Are Watching A Bad Nicolas Cage Movie</title>
		<description><![CDATA[That beacon of movie magic, that icon of cinematic excellence, that scion of taste and culture, the one the looney Nicolas Cage is releasing a new movie this week. It’s called Trespass, about a family held hostage in their own home, so that robbers can use Nicolas Cage to give them access to some crap [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thejay.com/2011/10/12/further-signs-watching-bad-nicolas-cage-movie/</link>
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		<title>The Inherent Confusingness of Fergie Ferg</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In Santa Barbara, in a car with a Country music loving lady friend, my Risky Business sunglasses on blast and the windows rolled down like whoa, the radio set to Top 40 pop per my request (natch) (obvs). And this song comes on: Friend: Man, Rihanna does, like, EVERY song now! What’s that about? The [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thejay.com/2011/08/16/the-inherent-confusingness-of-fergie-ferg/</link>
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		<title>I Gotta Say, Today Won&#8217;t Be A Good Day</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hackers have waged war on Facebook? Somebody better tell Zero Cool to chill. More NBA players are ditching the US to go play ball in Europe? Fine. Let the damn Turks deal with Kobe’s bullshit for a while. Ben Affleck is rocking a Justin Beiber haircut. Anne Hathaway’s Catwoman costume is from the Halle Berry rejection pile. Nothing good so far…]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thejay.com/2011/08/10/i-gotta-say-today-wont-be-a-good-day/</link>
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		<title>First Time We Met, What Was Your First Thought?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[First time we met, what was your first thought? You tell me. I thought&#8230; I thought you looked like Christmas morning. I don&#8217;t know how else to say it. And why are you telling me this now? I guess in the end, you start thinking about the beginning. &#8230;So there it is; I thought you [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thejay.com/2011/06/28/first-time-we-met-what-was-your-first-thought/</link>
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		<title>Sean Bean is a Son of a Bitch!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sean Bean, the renowned, grizzled Englishman movie villain, apparently went full retard with his method badass acting on Sunday night, when he got into a bar fight, was stabbed with a piece of dirty glass, refused medical attention, sewed himself up with a first aid kit and then went back to drinking beer with his [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thejay.com/2011/06/15/sean-bean-is-a-son-of-a-bitch/</link>
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		<title>Channing Tatum Takes The Vow</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;The Vow to show his complete range of facial expressions! Jubilation. Anxiety. Surprise. Despair. Tired. (OK, this one is pretty on point.) Brave. Meanwhile&#8230;. Rachel McAdams vows to make us regret calling her The Next Julia Roberts. The Vow hits theatres next Valentine&#8217;s Day. (And I will be seeing it 6 times. At minimum.) Bangarang!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thejay.com/2011/06/08/channing-tatum-takes-the-vow/</link>
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		<title>Jake Gyllenhaal Becomes His Movie Title</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Love and Other Drugs James L. Brooks could take a movie title naming lesson or two from the Jakester. Bangarang!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thejay.com/2010/08/17/jake-gyllenhaal-becomes-his-movie-title/</link>
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