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		<title>A Disaster of Biblical Celebrity Proportions</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ah, a new day!  Got a good night&#8217;s rest, blogged about Idol, got frustrated over LOST, I am ready to take on this Wednesday.  Time to fire up the old lap top, and see what&#8217;s going on in the world&#8230;
Michael Vick wants to be a Carolina Panther.  Fine, whatever.  Obama has [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thejay.com/2010/03/03/a-disaster-of-biblical-celebrity-proportions/</link>
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		<title>The 10 Actors Who NEED To Have Academy Awards</title>
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Certain actors just NEED to have Oscars.  Be it due to their talent, charisma, the roles they play or their longevity, there comes a point in certain actor&#8217;s careers when it seems insane they don&#8217;t have an Oscar.  Like Morgan Freeman before he won for Million Dollar Barfy; go back, didn&#8217;t you already [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thejay.com/2010/01/22/the-10-actors-who-need-to-win-an-oscar/</link>
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		<title>The Jay’s 40 Best Movies of the Decade</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is a list of the 40 movies of the last ten years that affected me the most.  They aren’t the “best” movies by any stretch of the imagination (Even the stubborn narcissist in me can’t call movies 22, 23 or 27 “good”), just the ones that moved me, entertained me, and enlightened me. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thejay.com/2009/12/31/the-jay%e2%80%99s-40-best-movies-of-the-decade/</link>
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		<title>The REAL Truth About The End of TheJay.com</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Everything I said in my April Fool&#8217;s post, up until the end, was completely true.  I don&#8217;t have the time anymore, I&#8217;ve lost interest in celebrity shenanigans, I have other projects I want to focus on, and I don&#8217;t want to not like things anymore.
But I will NOT be shutting down the website.
So technically, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thejay.com/2009/04/02/real-truth-about-thejaycom/</link>
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		<title>The End of TheJay.com</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It’s time.  It just is.
I’ve been writing this blog for close to three and a half years; in that time I wrote more than 400 (suspect to hilarious) posts and was read by more than a million people.  I have been linked across the net, spotlighted by some of the biggest websites there [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thejay.com/2009/04/01/the-end-of-thejaycom/</link>
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		<title>Grading the American Idol Season Eight Top 9 on the TiVo Multi-Bloop Scale</title>
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When a monstrously funded, intelligently engineered, brilliantly conceived production chooses to be so lazy as to make their Theme of the Week “Whatever is on your iPod Shuffle”, I have no choice but to answer their laziness with some of my own.  Let’s make this tripe quick.
Randy is useless and ugly and has the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thejay.com/2009/03/31/americanidol-s8-top9-grades-predictions/</link>
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		<title>Enumerating the Ways In Which I Lose My Shit Over the Where The Wild Things Are Trailer</title>
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I have now spent what seems like 14 full days watching the Where The Wild Things Are trailer.  It’s nourishment for me, sustenance, at this point.  I feel that if I don’t watch it, dissect it, consume it, I will lose it, and that is a loss I am not prepared to handle.
There [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thejay.com/2009/03/26/where-the-wild-things-are-trailer/</link>
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		<title>Grading the American Idol Season Eight Top 10 on the TiVo Multi-Bloop Scale</title>
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You know what’s the best?  An American Idol season where the producers pick the Themes without paying attention to the musical styles of the contestants.  We had Country Night last week and no one in the Top 11 is a country artist.  This week we had Motown Night and barely 3 of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thejay.com/2009/03/25/americanidol-s8-top101-grades-predictions/</link>
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		<title>Harper&#8217;s Globe: Episode 1 &#8211; &#8220;Fresh Start&#8221;</title>
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I&#8217;m gonna need you to get ahead and watch this video.  IMMETES.
In continuing my recent &#8220;you might not know this about The Jay&#8221; Tour, I wanted to tell you that when I&#8217;m not online skewering celebrities and on my couch TiVo-blooping Idol flunkies, I have me a real world jobby job.  And in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.thejay.com/2009/03/18/harpers-globe-episode-1-fresh-start/</link>
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		<title>Wild Things Poster Boof!</title>
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I want to see all sorts of this movie.  All sorts!
Bangarang!
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