When a monstrously funded, intelligently engineered, brilliantly conceived production chooses to be so lazy as to make their Theme of the Week “Whatever is on your iPod Shuffle”, I have no choice but to answer their laziness with some of my own. Let’s make this tripe quick.
Randy is useless and ugly and has the [...]
Posts Tagged ‘american idol predictions’
Grading the American Idol Season Eight Top 9 on the TiVo Multi-Bloop Scale
Grading the American Idol Season Eight Top 11 on the TiVo Multi-Bloop Scale
American Idol has a huge Country fanbase. We know this because contestants like Kristy Lee Cook routinely make it to the Top 7. We know this because Carrie Underwood is the highest selling Country Artist in music today. We know this because Bucky Covington exists on this Earth. And while those [...]
Grading the American Idol Season Eight Top 13 on the TiVo Multi-Bloop Scale
Oh, TiVo Multi-Bloop, how I missed you so! On those long audition rounds when I yearned for your sweet mercy. In Hollywood Week whilst enduring the aural torture that was Bikini Girl. During the Top 36 when I kept fighting the urge to grab you and Triple Bloop the bejeesus out of [...]

