Sarah Jessica Parker gallops down the road with The Jay.
SJP: Where we goin’, Jay?
The Jay: We’re going for some ice cream, SJP. Would you like that? Would you like some ice cream?
SJP: Oh yes, I LOVE ice cream. Neeeeeeeeigh!
The Jay: … right.
SJP: What flavor you gonna get?
The Jay: Orange Sherbet.
SJP: Oh yes, I like that flavor. Hee hee, that’s what Catrall and I and used to call Cynthia Nixon’s junk. Cause it was orange! Get it? Orange sherbet, orange junk?
The Jay: Very clever.
SJP: Yeah, I’ve gotten funnier, and classier, in my old age.
The Jay: Speaking of old age, it’s been a quite a good run for you.
SJP: Yeah, I’ve done a lot. Television, movies, theater, a beard. But there’s still life in me. More projects. More ridiculous outfits. More Kentucky Derby’s. …probably more beards.
The Jay: You think so?
SJP: I feel great. Truth be told, I think I have a good 20-30 years left in me.
The Jay: Wouldn’t that be nice.
SJP: Yeah. …wait a minute! This isn’t the way to the Ice Cream shop! Where are we going?
SJP: Jay? No!
The Jay: I’m sorry, SJP. This is the way it has to be.
SJP: But why?
The Jay: You know the wall?
SJP: I hit it?
The Jay: Dear, you hit it so long ago the remains have eroded into salt.
SJP: /whinnies sadly
The Jay: This is for the best. Really it is.
SJP: I knew things were bad, I just did realize how bad.
The Jay: Let me show you.
SJP: You’re right. …Do you think they’ll turn me into a glue stick or that white paste all the Tommy Boy’s eat?
The Jay: I’ll make sure it’s both.
SJP: Thanks Jay, you’ve always been a good friend to me.
The Jay: I know.
SJP: Tell Matthew I love him?
The Jay: Aww SJP, no.
SJP: It’s been a good life. A good life, indeed.
The Jay: SJP, would you do it for me one last time? For old times sake.
SJP: Sure. My name is SanDeE*, spelled big S, small a, small n, big D, small e, big E, with a star.
The Jay: Awesome.
SJP: Goodbye, Jay.
Sarah trots into the factory.
The Jay: Sarah Jessica?
The Jay: You were good.
The Jay: (choking up) … you were good.
Sarah disappears into the factory.
The Jay: Vio con dios, horseyface.